Lord_Voldemort7--WHO IS HE?

Twitter, like other social networking sites, is a place to get connected... with family, relatives, friends, friends of friends, strangers-- or anyone within the scope of the "six degress of separation," which is technically every human being in this planet. Although, that might be a bit overrated.

FANDOM. A social networking site is not complete without fandom.

To be added on the abovementioned list, with flashes of glitz and glamour, are THE CELEBRITIES. Just one click on the follow button and they'll keep you posted anytime, anywhere.

Moreover...

IMAGINATION + FANDOM = Our most loved/loathed fictional characters from books/movies brought to life.

Where else? Where else can you find He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named a.k.a. The Dark Lord a.k.a You-Know-Who a.k.a Lord Voldemort tweeting about spurts of random thoughts that cross his mind? Well... I guess, only on Twitter.

Lord_Voldemort7--WHO IS HE?

Every Harry Potter fan who's on Twitter (I believe so) is aware of his dark presence. And everyone (I think) adores him, a BIG exception (of course) are the so-called Twi-Hards-- is that what they're called? I really don't know. 

Right now, everyone's mystified on who's behind Lord_Voldemort7's identity. A lot of Tumblr witches and wizards, myself included, speculated and even percolated that Lord_Voldemort7 is no less than.... J.K. ROWLING herself. (OMG! if he is indeed JK Rowling, I'd be... I'd be... "Oh crap! I can't find the right word!").

So, without further ado....

I am very much flattered to introduce.....  

He never fails to make my day. 
Here are some of his tweets:
#ifyouonlyknew how mean he really is... http://twitpic.com/3w00ce2:23 PM Feb 3rd via Twitpic

His anti-Twilight tweets:

Wrong. So very wrong. You'll never look at glitter the same way again....

#donttextanddrive. Or look things up while driving. Especially if this is what you're looking up....(I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that  Edward Cullen is a  fictional character)

"You can't judge a book by it's cover." What? Yes, you can. Isn't that the point? Judge it, and if it says 'Twilight' judge the reader too.

15 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

People need to stop talking about "Edward Cullen" & start referring to him by his proper name: sparkly Cedric.

#realmen don't sparkle.

His tweets involving celebrities:

Rihanna needs to stop trying to be me. "Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it." I've been perfect at being bad for years.about 16 hours ago via web
Gyllenhaal broke up with Swift on the phone. This seems to be a recurring theme. She should take a tip from Gaga & stop answering her phone.2:51 AM Jan 13th via web
I think someone confunded Rihanna. She keeps asking what her name is. That, or someone let Lockhart try a memory charm on her...
Jonas/Bieber fans are twighting again. "I wish I could make a cake out of rainbows & smiles" & everyone in this fight would eat it... & die.9:08 AM Jan 20th via web

Jesse Eisenberg met Mark Zuckerberg on SNL last night. As expected, it was more awkward than when I met Harry out of Quirrell's head.1:33 AM Jan 31st via web

#HannahMontanaForever is trending. There is only one way to last forever...

His Green-ish tweets:#rulesforgirls If he's not wearing an "invisibility cloak" don't let him visit your "restricted section."
His Random ThoughtsI don't have haters. I have people who wish they were me.10:38 AM Jan 30thia web

#confessionhour

#questionsIdontlike: What happened to your nose?<-- (This one: FTW!) haha.12:04 AM Jan 31st via web
There is always a calm before the storm. So, that's when you should steal stuff. Then escape while everyone is distracted by the storm.Sat Jan 29 2011 23:56:16 (Taipei Standard Time) via web
Why is contributing called "putting your two cents in." What you're adding is only worth two cents? You're useless. Shut up and go away.9:06 PM Jan 27th via web

Lies!

Did I just blow your mind?

Whoever @Lord_Voldemort7 is, I salute him for his wit and remarkable tweets bordering from HILARIOUS to funny to greenish to Sarcastic to whatever. He's definitely a must-follow on Twitter. 

P.S. I really love his snide comments about twilight. (ha-ha).